The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

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The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

the bug fix

n. the addictive satisfaction of updating software, which gains effortless new features inside the cocoon of the progress bar, whereas your personality—a beta version with compatibility issues, abnormal memory usage and a quirky interface—is open source, trusting peers to debug your emotional source code until it’s stable enough for official release into adulthood.

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