The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

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The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

the hesitation waltz

n. the act of deciding whether to give a departing acquaintance a hug or a handshake, calculated by measuring your relative orbits, how long it takes your signals to bounce back, and the proximity of a close friend who just gave them a hug, whose massive gravitational force could slingshot you into a long-distance wave.

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